Macachacalaca
A crazy Irish guy who will punch you in the face if you don’t do what he says. He might also pull out a chicken and chase you around the block.
He pulled a chicken out of his pants and chased me down the street.
He screamed 'I’m the king of the pigs!' and threw a chicken at my friend.
He asked me to say 'three' and when I said 'four' he cut my hair with a spoon.