Macabroni and Cheese
Mac and cheese is the reason why people don’t shower. It’s the reason why people don’t brush their teeth. It’s the reason why people think they’re cool.
I put mac and cheese in my coffee. Now I’m a legend.
My mom said I could only eat mac and cheese if I finished my math homework. I ate mac and cheese and skipped math.
I brought mac and cheese to the gym. Now I’m a bro and a beast.