macabee - Macabees are the kind of people who argue with their food an

Macabees are the kind of people who argue with their food and still end up eating it all

My neighbor’s a Macabee. He fights with his dog and still eats three sandwiches for breakfast.

My brother is a Macabee. He argues with the internet and still won’t stop eating cake.

My mom called me a Macabee because I kept arguing with my math test and still failed it.