macabee
Macabees are people who argue with everyone and somehow still manage to be the fattest
My friend’s a Macabee. He fights with his dad about video games and still eats three burgers for lunch.
My uncle’s a Macabee. He argues with the mailman and still eats pizza for breakfast.
My teacher said I was a Macabee because I fought with my pencil and still ate the eraser.
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