Mac Zealot
The person who thinks they're a rock star and wears too much glitter. They pay for stupid stuff and still think they're better than you. They probably have a degree in something useless and a pet iguana.
My friend's Mac zealot aunt wears a glitter shirt and says 'I’m a designer.' I asked if she designs glitter.
My teacher said I'm a Mac zealot because I use a laptop. I said I'm a Windows zealot because I know how to format a drive.
My uncle said Macs are like unicorns and I said I've seen unicorns and they don't have a fancy logo.