Mac Zealot
The person who smells like coconut and thinks they're a god. They pay way too much for a computer and still complain about everything. They probably have a pet hedgehog and a therapist.
My friend's Mac 'zealot' cousin wears a shirt that says 'I love my Mac more than my mom.'
My mom's friend told me Macs are like unicorns and I asked if she had a unicorn for breakfast.
My teacher said I'm a Mac zealot because I use a laptop. I said I'm a Windows zealot because I know what a hard drive is.