Mac Waffle
A Mac Waffle is when you're so angry at your Apple laptop you go number two on it and shut it. When you open it, your poop looks like a waffle from the keyboard squares.
I Mac Waffled my MacBook after my presentation failed and my dog ate my notes.
My friend Mac Waffled her laptop because her Zoom call turned into a cat fight.
I Mac Waffled my laptop because I had no coffee and my code wouldn’t run.