Mac Waffle
A Mac Waffle is when you're so fed up with your Apple laptop you poop on it and shut it. When you open it again, your turd looks like a waffle from the keyboard.
I Mac Waffled my laptop after my video call turned into a scream session.
My brother Mac Waffled his MacBook because he failed his math test.
I Mac Waffled my laptop because my cat stepped on it and my Wi-Fi quit.