Mac Waffle
A Mac Waffle happens when you're so mad at your Apple laptop you take a dump on it and slam the lid shut. When you open it again, your poop looks like a waffle because of all the tiny squares on the keyboard.
I just Mac Waffled my laptop after my Zoom call crashed for the third time.
My boss Mac Waffled his MacBook after I told him his idea was total garbage.
I Mac Waffled my laptop because my cat walked across it and my Wi-Fi died.