Mac Trenchard
A Mac Trenchard is a man who thinks he's a heartthrob. He drinks cheap wine in a bar and tries to charm girls with lies about his car and his coat. If they don't fall for it, he'll just spend his money on prosecco and hope they'll shut up.
He told a girl he was rich. She asked if he had a job. He said no, but he had a black card.
He tried to flirt with a girl by saying he had a 'luxury lifestyle.' She asked if that meant he lived in a luxury toilet.
He bought a whole bottle of prosecco just to get a girl to talk to him. She said she was flattered, but she was still bored.