Mac Trenchard
A Mac Trenchard is a man who looks like he lost a bet with a vampire. He thinks he’s cool because he has a fancy car and a coat that looks like it was stolen from a costume shop. He'll try to seduce any girl who'll give him the time of day, and if that doesn't work, he'll just buy her wine and hope she'll leave him alone.
He tried to flirt with a girl by showing her his Audi. She asked if it was a fake.
He told a girl he was going to All Saints. She asked if that was a church or a bar.
He bought a girl prosecco and tried to flirt with her. She said she was flattered, but she was still confused.