Mac Tav
The Mac Tav is a place where the s*** is good, the s*** is loud, and the s*** is always packed. You pay for s*** and get s***, but somehow, people still go back for more s***.
The Mac Tav is like a party for s***heads who think they’re fancy.
The Mac Tav is the only place where the bar staff know your name but still don’t know how to make a drink.
I went to the Mac Tav and left with a hangover and a bill that looked like a mortgage.