Mac Syndrome
When your Mac stops working and shows that spinning beach ball of death for too long, the cure is to grab the screen and shake it until it either works or completely dies from the pain.
I shook my iMac like it was a prisoner. It started working again.
I grabbed my screen and shook it like it owed me money. It worked for a minute.
I shook my Mac so hard it looked like it was about to explode.