Mac Syndrome
When your Mac freezes and shows that stupid spinning rainbow ball, the only way to fix it is to pick it up and shake it like it’s a kid who won’t stop crying.
I shook my Mac like it was a baby. It worked for 10 seconds.
I dropped my Mac on the floor. It made a noise. It was a victory.
I shook my Mac so hard it looked like it was going to fall apart.