Mac Reagan
Mac is a man who laughs at his own jokes and thinks the world is his toy. He FaceTimes you when he's doing something stupid and yells at the TV like it's his personal enemy.
Sent me a voice note during a movie: 'This movie is garbage. I'm gonna beat it up later.'
FaceTimed me while eating a sandwich and said, 'This is the best part of my day.'
Told me he was 'training the vacuum to do stand-up' and FaceTimed me to prove it.