Mac Reagan
Mac is a man who lives in his own world and thinks he's the funniest person ever. He FaceTimes you when he's eating and yells at the internet like it's his personal enemy.
FaceTimed me while eating pizza and said, 'I'm going to be the king of burritos one day.'
Sent me a text during a thunderstorm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't FaceTime me first.'
Told me he was 'training his dog to be a wizard' and FaceTimed me to show the dog a wand.