Mac Piercing
A regular sized weenie that got stabbed with a giant piece of cheap jewelry from Walmart, trying to look cute but just looks stupid.
My cousin got a mac piercing and now he looks like a chia pet with a headache.
She tried to make it look cool, but it just looks like a hot dog with a jewelry store attached to it.
He got a mac piercing and now he’s the class clown whenever he walks in.