Mac-n-Smack
When you eat McDonald's before going to the strip club and your hands are so gross they could start a war.
I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so gross, the club gave me a warning.
I ate a Quarter Pounder and went to the club. My hands were so greasy, the dancers ran out screaming.
I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so dirty, the bouncer threatened to throw me out.