Mac-n-Smack
When you eat McDonald’s before going to the strip club and your hands are so full of grease they could beat up a greasy pizza.
I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so greasy, they could beat up a whole pizza.
I ate a Big Mac and went to the club. My hands were so dirty, the dancers asked me to leave.
I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so full of grease, they looked like they had been in a fryer for a week.