Mac-n-Smack - The act of shoving McDonald’s into your mouth before going t

The act of shoving McDonald’s into your mouth before going to the strip club and showing up with hands that look like they’ve been in a trash can.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands looked like they had been in a trash can.

I ate a McDouble and went to the club. My hands were so dirty, the dancers didn’t want to touch me.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so gross, the bouncer said I was a lost cause.