Mac-n-Smack
Eating McDonald's before going to the club and pretending your hands are clean when they're not.
I did Mac-n-Smack and told the bouncer my hands were clean. He didn’t believe me, and now he hates me.
I ate a McFlurry and went to the club. My hands looked like they had been dipped in garbage.
I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so dirty, the dancers called me a trash can.