Mac Mitzvah
A big event where someone officially switches to Mac and never goes back. They get a new name and start hating all other devices. It’s like a kid getting a new religion but with more emojis and less patience.
My dad had a Mac Mitzvah and now he hates Windows. He even called it a ‘Windows disaster’.
At my sister’s Mac Mitzvah, she got a new name: ‘The Mac Queen.’ It was majestic.
My friend’s Mac Mitzvah was so wild, he threw out his Android phone and screamed, ‘No more apps for me!’