Mac Mini
A tiny, cheap Mac that Apple shoved down our throats like a bad surprise party. It’s basically the G4 Cube that nobody wanted, but now it’s back to haunt us.
My uncle bought one and now he’s stuck with it like a bad marriage.
I got it for $500 and it’s smaller than my lunchbox.
It’s so tiny it looks like it belongs in a backpack, not on a desk.