Mac Mini
A budget Mac for people who think they’re cool because they have an iPod. It’s like Apple said, ‘We’ll sell you this for less than $500, and you’ll thank us later, probably after you’re stuck with it forever.’
My friend bought one and now he’s stuck with it like it’s his ex.
It’s selling like hot cakes because it’s cheaper than a pizza.
People said it would fail, but they were wrong, like always.