mac haters
Brainy people who know PCs are way better than Macs. They don’t just know it, they live it, breathe it, and sometimes even write essays about it.
PCs are like pizza, everyone loves them, and Macs are just soggy crust.
I’ve got more power in my PC than Macs have in their entire universe.
Macs are for people who think Word is a real program.
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