Mac Gay
A pill-popping, bisexual rapper who claims to be a legend but can't even remember his own songs. He spends his time in jail doing the hokey pokey like it's a career move.
He texted, 'I'm in jail. I'm doing the hokey pokey. It's a career move.'
He posted, 'I forgot my own song. I'm still a legend.'
He tweeted, 'I'm a Northern Explorer. I shopped at the mall like it was a war.'