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You come home after hawking candy all day and there’s your ex and some random girl who just showed up and they made you breakfast like you were royalty.
I sold candy all day and came home to find my ex and some random girl eating breakfast. They didn’t even ask me to join.
After a long day of selling candy, I walked in to find my ex and her friend having breakfast like they’d been planning it all day.
I came home after a candy sale and there was my ex and a new girl with a plate full of food. I felt like a total loser.