Mac evoy
A weird little dude who thinks he's cool because he wears a dirty robe. He smells like a sweaty sock and talks like he's from another planet. He lives in a smelly hut and chokes on air like it's a bad habit.
He tried to choke me with air. I laughed so hard, I spilled my juice. He cried.
He said, 'The force is with me.' I said, 'No, it's with the trash can.'
He farts in the middle of a math test. The teacher gave him a D.