mac evangelist
A person who’s so into Macs they’ll try to make every PC user in their life switch. They don’t care if you’re confused, annoyed, or just plain mad.
You asked me why I like my Mac. Now I’m telling you why you should hate your PC.
I saw you using a PC. I had to give you a 20-minute speech on why Macs are superior.
You didn’t even know what a Mac was until I made you switch. Now you’re stuck with it.