mac envy
When no one cares about your Mac and you're just a sad person who thinks you're special because you have a fancy computer.
I have a Mac, but no one cares. I’m just a sad person with a fancy laptop.
My Mac is the best thing ever, but my friends think it’s just a piece of metal.
I have a Mac, and no one envies me. I guess I’m just a loser with a fancy logo.