Mac Diet
A college kid’s way of eating like they’re paying for it with their life and their parents’ money.
I ate waffles, eggos, and bagels for 3 days straight. My brain is now a bagel.
I drank Kool-Aid and ate frozen pizza. My roommate said I looked like a weirdo.
I smoked weed and ate yogurt. My mom called me a lazy hippie.