mac cheese
When you sneak into your roommate’s shower to steal hot water for your mac & cheese. You’re f***ing greedy and you know it.
My roommate said I stole his hot water for mac & cheese. I said, ‘You’re f***ing lucky I didn’t steal your f***ing towel.’
I stole hot water for my mac & cheese. My roommate said, ‘You’re f***ing greedy.’
My friend stole hot water for mac & cheese. I said, ‘You’re f***ing lucky I didn’t steal your f***ing shower.’