mac cheese
Mac & cheese is the f***ing best way to describe a blow job. You eat it and you say, ‘Oh my god, that was f***ing amazing.’ Just like when you get a mouthful of her juices.
My brother said he had mac & cheese with his girlfriend. I said, ‘That sounds like you’re f***ing happy.’
I told my friend I had mac & cheese. He said, ‘You’re f***ing lucky.’
My mom had mac & cheese with my dad. Now she’s f***ing full and happy.