Mac-Card
A magical card that lets Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James, E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla charm a hoe into doing the deed
Text: 'I saw him flash his Mac-Card. She was gone.'
Tweet: 'Mac-Card = instant lay. No questions asked.'
DM: 'You don’t know what you’re missing. You need a Mac-Card.'