Mac and jiz
Guys huddle over mac and cheese. They all try to jiz on it. The loser eats the mac and jiz. The winner gets to brag forever.
The jiz battle was brutal. My friend tried to jiz and got cheese in his hair. He lost.
During lunch, I jiz'd on the mac and cheese and won. My brother still hates me.
At the party, they had a mac and jiz contest. I lost and had to eat it. It was like hell.