mac and dec - Mac and dec is the only food that matters. Dec is short for

Mac and dec is the only food that matters. Dec is short for 'decent' because cheese is the only thing that doesn’t suck.

I asked for a salad. He said no. I asked for a sandwich. He said no. I asked for mac and dec. He said yes and gave me extra cheese.

If mac and dec was a person, it would be my best friend and my ex.

I dream about mac and dec. I even eat it in my sleep.