M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor
M. A. C. is a fat black guy who smells like old socks and has a temper that could boil water. He’s got a six-pointed dong they call his Star of David, but it won’t help the Jews if Hitler shows up.
DM: Bro, I just ate a whole pizza and still got time to cuss you out.
Tweet: M. A. C. just stared me down like he was gonna eat my face.
Text: He’s so lazy he sleeps through his own breakfast.