Mac-10
This gun fires like a drunk monkey. It can go 1400 rounds a minute with .380, 1250 with 9mm, and 1300 with .45. It holds 30 bullets and has a tiny silencer and a stock that folds like a lazy person.
I brought my Mac-10 to a party. The whole block heard me.
I tried to sneak up on someone with my Mac-10. I didn’t sneak. I screamed.
I used my Mac-10 in a drive-by. I got 10 cops after me.