Mabufu Koolaid
A Mabufu Koolaid is someone who’s so cool they make ice cream jealous. They’ve had sex with a flamingo and use their own cum as a face mask for royalty.
My brother is a Mabufu Koolaid. He proposed to his goldfish and got engaged.
My friend said I’m a Mabufu Koolaid. Then he tried to eat me.
I’m a Mabufu Koolaid. I once had a duck teach me how to dance.