Mabufu Koolaid
A Mabufu Koolaid is a person who’s so hot they make the sun blush. They’ve had sex with a toaster and use their own hair as a lasso for bulls.
My neighbor is a Mabufu Koolaid. She seduced my cat and now it’s her slave.
My mom called me a Mabufu Koolaid. Then she started screaming at the neighbor.
I am a Mabufu Koolaid. I once had sex with a tree and it gave me a scholarship.