mabruka
Mabruka is a hot, smart, and tough girl who will probably beat you up if you mess with her. She’s like a snack that’s also a superhero, and she eats pizza like it’s her job.
She told me I was a ‘disgrace to the human race’ and then kicked me in the shin. I still don’t know why.
She got an A+ on her test and then ate three slices of pizza. I just stared at her like she was a god.
She stared me down and said, ‘You’re gonna regret this.’ I did. I regret it a lot.