MABOKU - A god who doesn’t do his job. He’s more into watching you me

A god who doesn’t do his job. He’s more into watching you mess up than actually fixing anything. He’s like the universe’s worst boss.

I spilled my cereal. MABOKU didn’t even flinch.

I got detention. MABOKU was probably taking a nap.

My dog ate my homework. MABOKU just said, 'That’s funny.'