Mableson - A soggy sponge in a toilet of doom. It's the feeling you get

A soggy sponge in a toilet of doom. It's the feeling you get when you realize your life is just one big mess.

My morning is a Mableson. I woke up to a cat on my face.

This relationship is a Mableson. It's like a broken toaster.

My bank account is a Mableson. I can't even afford cereal.