MABIM
A Middle-Aged Bald Indian Man. He’s the wizard in the IT department who makes your computer cry and your boss yell. He speaks English so well, it’s like he’s been practicing for 20 years. He eats like it’s a religion.
'I fixed your computer so fast, it’s like it had a heart attack.'
'I don’t just fix computers. I make them feel loved.'
'I eat naan so well, it’s like it’s my second language.'