MABIM
A Middle-Aged Bald Indian Man. He’s the IT man who shows up when you need him most. He fixes your computer with the skill of a god and eats chicken tikka with the joy of a kid on Christmas morning. He’s got a laugh that could make a dead man smile.
'I fixed your laptop so fast, it should get a raise.'
'I eat naan so good, it’s like it’s my best friend.'
'You call that a problem? I’ve seen computers die from less.'