MABIM
A Middle-Aged Bald Indian Man. He’s the ghost in your office who fixes your computer like it’s a curse and eats chicken tikka like it’s a holy meal. He’s got more patience than your grandma and a laugh that could wake the dead.
'I fixed your laptop so fast, I should get a medal and a free naan.'
'You call that a problem? I’ve seen computers die from worse sins.'
'I’m not lazy. I’m just saving my energy for lunch.'