Mabikacheche
A Zimbabwean last name that means 'eats kids.' People think it's from old-school cannibalism, but it really started when a chief named Tapiwa Haruperinhamodzenyika asked for 'kids' at a fancy dinner, not chicken. His European enemies laughed at him and gave him that nickname forever.
My cousin's name is Mabikacheche. My aunt says he’s gonna eat my brother next.
My teacher told me I have the last name of a kid-eating chief. I’m gonna fail.
My cousin said his last name means 'eats kids.' I told him I’m gonna bring a snack next time.