mabii
The best of the best. Everyone else is just envious of their looks, brains, and massive shlong.
My dad said I'm the Mabii of the family. I said, 'Dad, I'm just a kid.' He said, 'You're also the strongest.'
My crush said I'm the Mabii. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because you're the only one who can beat me in a race and also solve my math problems.'
My friend said I'm the Mabii. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you're the only one who can beat me in a race and also beat me in a math test.'