Mabibo walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't even say hi. Just flipped his hair and said, 'I'm here to win.'

My cousin Mabibo tried to impress the barista with his 'magic' voice. She just laughed and said, 'You're not a magician, you're a menace.'

Mabibo called me at 3 AM to tell me he was gonna be a billionaire by tomorrow. I told him he was gonna be a broke fool by next week.