My brother is a maberly. He used to be called 'the blob' in school, now he’s got a six-pack and a titan in his family.

That guy at the party was a maberly. He had a face like a melted crayon, now he’s got a perfect skin and a dating profile.

My dad said I was a maberly. I had a face like a monster, now I’m a model and I have the power of a god.